by DspmShh December 22, 2018

1: A mostly adorable, white, modestly sized, milque-toast mannered fire eater. Will talk to you about the Mets, and also grab 2 10-45s from a 3 banger.
2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.
2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.
by JDcooksalot September 2, 2022

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
by 090iop January 10, 2020

My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023

The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎
by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.
Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!
by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

Spicy cocaine is when you shave of the head of a match stick, light it on fire, while its on fire snort it
by Mei_1o1 January 22, 2020
