Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.

Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.

by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010

Spicy Kitty

1. A Vagina infected with gonorrhea

Maria’s spicy kitty made my pee burn for weeks!

by WowThatBurns May 23, 2019

Spicy cocaine

Spicy cocaine is when you shave of the head of a match stick, light it on fire, while its on fire snort it

Dude i tried doing some spicy cocaine yesterday and it fucked up my nostrils

by Mei_1o1 January 22, 2020

spicy dandruff

spicy dandruff is the best food to exist and should be a taffy flavor

mwa mwa gimme some spicy dandruff taffy pweasee

by akpooch April 25, 2022

Spicy 🅱️oi

a man so hot and sexy that if you touch him you will get third degree burns. To some he is also known as Jon Jon

Man that dude over there is a real spicy 🅱️oi! Just looking at him burns me!

by SuccMyCapriSun July 5, 2018