This is in case you drop the soap
1. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP
2. IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT IN JAIL (Or surronded by black guys)
3. If you meet those requirements then you will wake up with a pain in your ass...
This is what it means for dipshits....
1. YOU GET RAPED IN THE ASS WHEN YOU BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP!!!
1. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP
2. IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT IN JAIL (Or surronded by black guys)
3. If you meet those requirements then you will wake up with a pain in your ass...
This is what it means for dipshits....
1. YOU GET RAPED IN THE ASS WHEN YOU BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP!!!
1.Carl Drops the Soap in jail
"Carl Don't pick up the soap"
"Why?"
"Don't you know?"
"Who cares...." (bends over to pick up soap)
"CARL NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Black men race to carl with the intention to sodomise him (rape him in the ass)
"Carl Don't pick up the soap"
"Why?"
"Don't you know?"
"Who cares...." (bends over to pick up soap)
"CARL NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Black men race to carl with the intention to sodomise him (rape him in the ass)
by Julian Byrns December 24, 2007
Get the Drops the Soap mug.The tendency to be mesmerized by television. Trance like state brought on by televised commercial advertisements interspersed with fragments of dramatic teleplays. Also, as a component of post-industrial consciousness. e.g. "Television rules the nation."
The term references the advent of drama created to sell soap, soap operas. Broadcast on radio with soap manufacturers such as Procter & Gamble, Colgate-Palmolive, and Lever Brothers as sponsors and producers.
The term references the advent of drama created to sell soap, soap operas. Broadcast on radio with soap manufacturers such as Procter & Gamble, Colgate-Palmolive, and Lever Brothers as sponsors and producers.
Alice: Everyone says I probably have Attention Deficit Disorder. It's possible considering I am easily distracted. Theres got to be some excuse. What do you think? Bob?
Bob: Huh? Sorry Alice I was zoned on this laundry detergent advert. Tide really does get my whites whiter and only 'mildly' pollutes our drinking water.
Alice: I'm thirsty.
Alien: Soap Opera Syndrome
Advertisements take airtime away from programs. In the 1960s a typical hour-long American show would run for 51 minutes excluding advertisements. Today, a similar program would only be 42 minutes long; a typical 30-minute block of time now includes 22 minutes of programming with 6 minutes of national advertising and 2 minutes of local.
Bob: Huh? Sorry Alice I was zoned on this laundry detergent advert. Tide really does get my whites whiter and only 'mildly' pollutes our drinking water.
Alice: I'm thirsty.
Alien: Soap Opera Syndrome
Advertisements take airtime away from programs. In the 1960s a typical hour-long American show would run for 51 minutes excluding advertisements. Today, a similar program would only be 42 minutes long; a typical 30-minute block of time now includes 22 minutes of programming with 6 minutes of national advertising and 2 minutes of local.
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when you step out of the shower & you realize you still have soap under your armpit(or some place)& have to jump back it to the shower to wash it out/off.
Guy: "Dude, why did you take so long in there?"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"
Clean dude: "I was done & i realized i had a soap marinade on me!"
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Time for soap-n-dope
Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.
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Time for soap-n-dope
Hubby drinks beer and watches sports, I smoke weed and watch soaps.
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