Stoking The Fire

Literally no one's ever used this in a sexual connotation.

It was used in the movie 'Disturbia' where a scene appeared to invoke some kind of sexual tension moment when the killer says "someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire" while appearing charming and dark at the same time.

You can find the exact scene by searching "Disturbia (6/9) movie clip" in youtube.

What he was actually implying is that she doesn't need to piss him off when all he wants is privacy.

How this was misinterpreted is beyond me. Stoking the fire means to agitate the embers of a fire to keep it burning when it's almost out. Agitate being the keyword.

Q: What are you doing with that stick?
A: Stoking the fire, it's almost dead

A: I know your car got stolen but I accidentally ran over your cat
B: You're just stoking the fire now...

by iAmMeowNow January 30, 2020

snooing

when a person sneezes and poo's at the same time, it is a Snoo and one is Snooing

Hey Dom, ive been Snooing
Dom: really thats so enjoyable i love to snoo
Me:everyone loves to snoo
Dom:its better than sex

by Nicky Black February 23, 2011

Smoking black

What someone's says to a person who is talking or doing something reckless

Friend:let's jump off this building

Me:you must be smoking black if u think imma do this dumb shit

by 10ftlongshlong June 15, 2019

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 July 3, 2010

snocking

The process of purchasing socks and snacks in one transaction.

Socks + Snacks = snocking

by Buzzy Boo June 4, 2007

Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

by MAVV123 March 16, 2010

Solid Snaking

Done when one is too lazy to put on any sort of clothing; it is the act of trekking through an environment in a stealthy manner in an effort to not be discovered in your nude state. A Pro Solid Snakers will regularly engage in this activity while traveling inside, and to and from his/her dorm.

A- "Hey dude, I really wanted a some juice last night, but there were people in the living room and I had no clothes"
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."

by JDX13 October 1, 2010