green smoke

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.

"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez May 16, 2010

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

Boat Smoke

Boat smoke is the exhaust gas that comes out of a 2 stroke motor that is common to many pontoon boats. This exhaust gas cloud typically has a bluish tint that typically emits as a motor is started up or fast acceleration takes place. A humid, hot day with minimal or no air movement will cause a boat smoke cloud to form over the water or in coves on the lake. “2 stroke smoke hangs around!”

Many educated people would mistake a cloud over water for fog but in reality it is just boat smoke.

by BOATSMOKE April 20, 2018

The Old Smoke

Through the 19th and in the early half of the 20th century, Londoners used coal for heating their homes, which produced large amounts of smoke. In combination with climatic conditions this often caused a characteristic smog, and London became known for its typical "London Fog", also known as "Pea Soupers". London was sometimes referred to as "The Smoke" because of this. In 1952 this culminated in the disastrous Great Smog of 1952 which lasted for five days and killed over 4,000 people. In response to this, the Clean Air Act 1956 was passed, mandating the creating of "smokeless zones" where the use of "smokeless" fuels was required (this was at a time when most households still used open fires); the Act was effective, though the nickname is still used sarcastically. Many cities have since aquired the nickname "The Smoke", but London was the first, hence "The Old Smoke".

London - "The Old Smoke"

by Kristian fra Kristiansand August 11, 2010

you want smoke?

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with

"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"

by eliasfpoulsen January 16, 2019

blowing smoke up my ass

to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.

one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.

as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.

person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"

person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"

by waterbrother September 11, 2009

Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker

This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"

by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009