Semi-gay

A person who is only gay for one person but is actually straight.

Person1:I'd go gay for Person3 but only for him.
Person2:Dude that's called being semi-gay.
Person3:Huh? Were you guys talking about me?

by b0jl3rEl4dű March 15, 2019

semi by the sea

An innocuous name for an erection (or 'semi hardon').

The phrase originated from the James Blunt song 'Wisemen'. In which, 'Those three Wise Men' are cited as having 'a semi by the sea' (of course, in reality, they are referring to a semi-detached house).

The word has become increasingly used among British and some American internet forums.

"Oh my god...these photos of Keeley Hazel are giving me a full on semi by the sea lolololol"

by JamieFKA May 21, 2008

Semicolon-Zero

Where all the kewl kids on the internet hang out. ;0

wow I just joined #semicolon-zero and those dudes are cool!

by Stiffer December 12, 2003

Semi-Asian

Someone who looks Asian, but not completely...only Semi. So you argue with your best friend about his Asianness and come to the decision that he is Semi-Asian. Further probabilities include...he probably wears basketball shorts, random t-shirts and has eyes hidden by louscious locks.

Alex likes to wear cute maroon shirts and black basketball shorts. He doesn't care to shower very often and he doesn't care because he is a rebellious youth. Yes, his hair covers his eyes and he is cute but quite mean. He may possibly be Brazilian but he is not completely Asian looking either so he is Semi-Asian.

by PrettyMuch August 9, 2006

Semi-demi-goth

A person who is about 25% Goth. Don't really believe they are a goth, but sort of look and act like one.

A person who dresses in all black and writes poems about life being pain, and how much life sucks.

by Tony April 17, 2004

Semicolon

A person who is kind of an asshole but not completely.

I met with the director of operations today, yeah he's a semicolon but reasonable.

by gurugarzah April 20, 2015

semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe

Some crazy ass long word damn it. It's meaning unknown to 99,999% of the world (feel lucky if you know its meaning!),hell, even godly Google it self doesn't know what-the-f*ck is that( at least it didn't b4 I wrote this). However! If you look closely, you may notice that as the word indicates - semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe - is a device that re-de-separates, in other words, if you had a thing that was once together and then separated (i.e. with a separurator), then/or joined together with something (i.e. remains of your grand grand grandmother mixed with house dust - to get that effect you may as well use a deseparurator) and then somehow separated (you guessed it. i.e. with a reseparurator) then to get best results you must use the semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe. Now once you understand that, you may ask "why not use the deseparurator again?" well, thats a tricky question. You see, things separated that separurator cannot be connected by any normal means again, because the object gets a anti-static polarization on a particle level that repel and there fore refuse to be connected again. That is why we use the deseparurator which diffuses the negative charge on the chosen matter.
It's second and perhaps most important use is to pour water to little plastic/styrofoam cups.
Discovered by WTC scientists in ancient Tibet - 2000y b.c.

Dude, put my semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe down if you don't want to be redusted.

by WormFrizzer December 11, 2007