smeghead

Someone that eats the nasty cheese like build up under a person's foreskin after not washing it for too long.

Smeg is the nasty stuff under one's foreskin after not washing it for too long. This word is thusly often used in insults.

Don the mop is such a fucking smeghead.

by Smegum May 28, 2009

smegel

A Person that stands you up, and blows you off

I called Deb about our lunch date and she didn't answer her voice mail or call me back. What a smegel

by Bonster September 6, 2006

Smeg-blow

When a girl sucks the smegma out of your foreskin.

Jen gave Chris a smeg-blow.

by Kerrad from new jersey April 11, 2009

Smeg

1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet

2. Bong dirt

1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"

by Pie Eater April 19, 2004

smeg head

a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.

rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.

by El Presidento January 1, 2004

smeg

noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.

"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.

by T.E. Bell May 29, 2005

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005