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Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.
Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!
by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016
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Smacked down

The effect of swallowing an ecstacy pill. the effects usually make people more uncontrolable making them dangerous!
man when my pupils expand and i look like i'm about to kill someone i be smacked down!
by Derron February 22, 2009
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cyber smack

(n.) 1.when someone virtually smacks you using technology.

-for use when someone is continually being annoying and pissing you off but you have no way of actually inflicting physical harm on them.

-If someone is being an asshole/bitch to you over text, on fb, etc.; feel free to cyber smack them with all your might to put them in their place.

-allows armless ppl to somewhat feel what its like to smack someone.

-can be either forehand, backhand, or no hand.
- haha robin you suck at spelling you retart
- i wish i could smack u right now...consider urself cyber smacked!
by its_batman_bitch March 6, 2011
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Smacks on the petro

Money for gas.
You got the smacks on the petro?
by chaneneh July 19, 2009
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smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.
DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.
by DMV Slang September 10, 2016
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smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
by Pete November 28, 2003
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gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
by Petey Pie October 25, 2005
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