the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

Sloppy Mugavero

A sexual act where someone vomits into a popsicle maker, then freezes the vomit and shoves the frozen throw up into the anus of the other person in order to lick it out as it melts.

Me and my girlfriend have been saving up vomit for a Sloppy Mugavero in this jar!

by :0c=3forlife April 8, 2010

Slappy McBluelips

An alternative name for Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod)after his disgraceful attempt at cheating in game six of the 2004 ALCS versus the World Champion Boston Red Sox.

Slappy McBluelips aka A-Fraud slapped at Arroyo with his hamburger-helper hands costing the MFY the series.

by Derek Jeter January 14, 2005

slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.

When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

Sloppy Doggs

Large, saggy and unattractive tits.

Look at the sloppy doggs on that bitch..

by Ryan & Riley December 17, 2008

slippery slalom

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.

I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

by Butch & Tyler May 14, 2009

Sloppy Tugger

Any type of substance used instead of lube during a handjob. Depending on the circumstances, this could be baby lotion, motor oil, or period blood, but is not limited to these things.

Corey gave James a sloppy tugger in the Men's room of Arbee's. He didn't have any lube, so they had to use Horsey Sauce instead.

by Gaggy Rimshot October 10, 2012