donkey skeeter 

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

donkey skeeter by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

skeezer 

A girl who runs guys for money, drugs, beer, sex, or anything else to make herself happier.

they also travel in packs of 2 - 10, while with other Skeezers, they will get crazy, act a fool, drink your beer, smoke your shit, and run you of anything and everything you have.

Not all of them are Hoe's, sluts,and whores but they are Skantless.

" that Skeezer just ran your ass!!"

" here comes the Skeezers"

skeezer by a skeezer herself August 12, 2006

skeez 

a male slut or player. a synonym would be "sleaze" or "perv."

that guy over there is a total skeez, i just found out he slept with all my friends.

skeez by amandasaurus June 29, 2005

Skeeter 

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

Skeeter by Dagmar Geech September 13, 2005

Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

Get skeeted on by Biomechanical December 2, 2005

skeeve 

An extremely repulsive and nerd like person. Other forms are skeevatz,exclamation; skeevy (adverb)as in "he is so skeevy", skeeved out (verb) as in "I am skeeved out".

Someone that wears socks with sandals, constantly complains and has the need to tell you every bodily function and ailment, a person that makes your skin crawl at the thought of touching you.

skeeve by Alison Buzzotta July 4, 2003

skeezeria 

skeez-er-ria- A place where a person would go to meet skeezers, this could include a night club, bar, or anytwhere where many, as in more than one skeezers are loacted in a group.

Yo, let's go out to the local Skeezeria and pick up a couple slices of skeez.

skeezeria by Brad Kenny April 2, 2008