Skeet taste 

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

Skeet taste by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

mc skeet 

the white sauce u get in ur mc chicken burger that hasnt bn wrapped properly and is dripping so wen u take a bite it ends up on ur mouth, face n chin

Dude, thats nasty! wipe ur mouth it looks like ronald mcdonald mc skeeted on ur face!!

mc skeet by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

Geek Skeet 

When a boy ejaculates from simple physical interraction or an early stage of sex. "Geek" because a geek/nerd would ejaculate off of simple sexual play from a female because he isn't used to getting action, and "Skeet" which is slang for ejaculating.

Lali:All I had to do was suck on his neck, and dude geek skeeted everywhere!
Brittany:Man that's messed up..

Shawn:I'm experienced, trust me.
Daniela:Yeah, yeah..whatever. We'll see when you geek skeet.

Geek Skeet by Lah From Brew-City (= June 2, 2009

ninja skeet 

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.

Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.

ninja skeet by chrism2yo January 24, 2008

skeet 

to ejaculate.

see well articulated examples below:

Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy? (woman: Yeah, Marquis...)
I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free
--2 Live Crew,
Shake a Lil' Somethin' (1996)

"She got freaky in yo' sixty-fo', I skeeted in her throat"
--Hitman, Xxplosive
Chronic 2000 (1999)

Chorus: Ying Yang Twins + (Elephant Man)
Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low (Get Low) get low (Get low) get low (Get low)
(Elephant Man: Come on!)
To the window (EM: Give dem di dance now) to the wall (To the wall) (EM: Buss di dance now)
Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls!)
All these bitches crawl (Crawl)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)

Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low

skeet by MistaFreeze March 24, 2004

skeet face 

a large amout of man juice on a womens or mans face

"that girl went to my house and got total skeet face"

skeet face by tyler francis May 22, 2006

beat n skeet 

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

beat n skeet by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005