"Dude you're the life of the party, you're such a Simon" "Mate did you see that guy, he is a REAL Simon" :D
by Laskar man March 6, 2007
Get the simon mug.Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
by Team KC January 9, 2009
Get the Simon Sex mug.Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.
J: Why are you being so hateful?
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
E: Why are you?
J: My heart wants you.
E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.
J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.
E: Right on.
<kiss>
by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006
Get the blood, sweat and Carly Simon mug.A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic
Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008
Get the simon cowell day mug.Your so simrandeep
by Poop137 May 17, 2018
Get the simrandeep mug.A slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, as a phonetic pronunciation of "psilocybin," the psychoactive substance that makes these mushrooms hallucinogenic. It is commonly used on Shakedown Street to avoid detection by the cops.
by Toust April 29, 2010
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