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You should be on that.

It's what a married guy says to a single guy when he sees an attractive female but realizes he can't do anything because he's married. However, he would really like to live vicariously through his single friend when said single friend hooks up with said female. He would also like to hear about the sexual activities so he has something to envision when he's with his fat wife.
Married guy to single guy: I saw that neighbor of yours with the Beagle and she's looking good. You should be on that.
by kuch15 April 12, 2011
mugGet the You should be on that.mug.

It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.
- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.
by OGmark October 20, 2017
mugGet the It should be washedmug.
Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
mugGet the If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?mug.

we should snap

them: "we should snap x"
you: "my place or yours?"
by R1L3Y March 18, 2023
mugGet the we should snapmug.
“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
mugGet the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug.

As you should

Kevin Na invented as you should as he should
by Jhdndkid December 19, 2021
mugGet the As you shouldmug.

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