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fantasy shopping

verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
by yasevil June 25, 2009
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online shopping

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.
*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
by Dubiks February 27, 2019
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locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.
Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.
by LSI December 26, 2007
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Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005
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Passive Shopping

Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
by Dietrich October 1, 2007
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bra shopping

When someone seemingly takes forever to make a decision, just like when women shop for bras. Someone who takes forever to make up his/her mind is a bra shopper.
by SYDtheROKR May 22, 2010
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Weasel Stomping Day

December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th
Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!
by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020
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