Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

Shmuck

A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.

Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.

Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.

by squadchill September 10, 2011

Schmocked

To be high due to cannibis/marajuana (schmock).

'This is some good weed'
'I know man I'm totally schmocked'

'Dude, lets go get schmocked'

by Badboy2k12 November 6, 2012

Shmick

shmick, originating from the word "shmuck" is used as a friendly "insult" between friends and family.

For example when talking to your sister "Oh you little shmick! I wanted to eat that"

by No_Joke August 26, 2013

shmackos

the word for Fag in turkish

oi shmackos!

by the boss of turkey September 3, 2016

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

Shmuck

The sound of your balls when they hit the side of your leg

Your such a shmuck

by No nuts August 9, 2016