shitter-bug

left over fecies hanging on to your anus after wiping.

you keep wiggling around in your office chair because you didn't wipe good enough and it looks like you have a shitter-bug in your pants

by cracketycricket March 23, 2010

Shitberg

When one takes such an enormous shit that about 10% of it piles up over the water.

"Oh my god, Jeff just dropped a shitberg and now the toilet's plugged up."

"I have to go even more, but that shitberg's getting kinda close."

by pingueculae January 4, 2013

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

shitter

A person who’s main goal is to be as ironic or annoying as possible, but not in an asshole way.

Josh eats doritos by licking it first, then eating it.

Jake says “you’re such a shitter, eat it right”

fuck you josh

by Kataja Park February 8, 2022

sick shitter

the most amazing ass that youve seen on a female

guy1: check that chick out
guy2: yeah shes got a sick shitter

by Teddy Rosevelt February 5, 2008

shitterfucker

1. someone that fucks someone in the ass.
2. someone thats an ass.

a universal phrase that can be taken in many ways and used in many contexts.

the word was made up by elyse and dave at kean university.

1. you're a shitterfucker.
2. you shitterfucker.

by polishdevil December 11, 2004

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008