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Shelf

To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.
Girl he’s on the shelf and he aint coming down until he learns his lesson.
by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019
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Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck
Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass
"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"
by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.
I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!
by salami! February 2, 2024
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Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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