A person who enjoys using sharp objects to cut the excess wool of of small, unprotecting lambs (Whose names freuqently begin with the letter K and end with N). These vulnerable and pathetic lambs need a strong and big eyed boy whose name may or may not be Will Robinson to shear them frequently. These lambs may also need protection from prowling wolves such as Kendall and Sydney. Beware.
I called on the Lamb Shearer to take care of the poor and helpless little lamb named Kristen Jackson.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
Sydney and Kendall almost devoured me, but my fearful Lamb Shearer rescued me from their sharp fangs.
by The Wolves May 5, 2010
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by Puzzleenjoyer November 24, 2021
Get the Wyatt Shears mug.an irish name, referring to the absolute and undeniable coolness of the bearer. commonly short, and incredibly hench, a sheamus can be found in his natural habitat (pub), either resting (passed out in the toilet), hunting for prey (drunk birds gagging for a shag), or, more commonly, pissing in some alleyway, wondering just how the fuck he got there, and why some guy is staring at his dick.
Guy one: Dude, is that a sheamus over there?
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
Guy two: Over where?
Guy one: There, chatting to that girl who passed out about half an hour ago!
Sheamus: Hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
Girl: *Drools, slumps over*
Sheamus: Yeahh, babyy.
by henry the eighth May 27, 2008
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Get the sheat mug.Quite Possibly the most pathetic troll on the internet, Sheaton(real name Shelby Green) is a Sheezyartist with absolutely no talent or balls to speak of. She complains about art theft and Color overs when the majority of his "gallery" is filled with recolors of Bambi Clipart and Lines from Coloring books.
Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.
A Negative four.
Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.
Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.
A Negative four.
Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.
(On some of Sheaton 'Art')I have lately become obsessed with mixing coloring book pages together and coloring them into my characters.
(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.
Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.
(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.
Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.
by Werebereus December 31, 2011
Get the Sheaton mug.Sheamus loves Popsicles. Sheamus is an immigrant from the great city of Ireland who flips his lid when he discovers Popsicles over here in the states. Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, he'd kill just to have one. No, seriously. Sheamus killed someone. Oh my golly gosh Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, like holy fuck I don't think there's a single person that loves Popsicles more than Sheamus. Sheamus once made love to a dude just to get a Popsicle and he ain't even gay. Holy fuck this guy loves Popsicles so much he'd suck one right out of a babies mouth. Sheamus also moves in with his uptight cousin, who he teaches how to truly live life.
by Skynet Universe August 3, 2018
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qaz:*slaps varg with sheathed sword*
varg:crap! that would've cut my head off if it wasn't sheathed!
qaz: :3
varg:crap! that would've cut my head off if it wasn't sheathed!
qaz: :3
by ykcir00222 November 9, 2009
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