shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew March 13, 2009

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

shaspazum

Electric shock feeling out of nowhere

Oh my go I didn't know th- shaspazum! What the ?

by Your majesty November 4, 2013

shaspa

Refering to a sexually attractive woman, particularly in a context not usually associated with such. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Alternately, a feminine image that is of non-pornographic origin, but which is still useful as pornography.

"To be shaspa'd" is to be outshone by another woman who is not trying as hard for hetero-male attention.

It's an open secret that Costco recruits the most shaspa retailers from other retailers.

Remember the Seinfeld episode where the George's mom caught him jerking off to a bra-catalogue shaspas?

The dancers at that strip club are always getting shaspa'd by that bartender with the buzz-cut and trucker cap.

by medium outsider June 17, 2021