Shannon

She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,

Shannon your beautiful

by Helli8o7 April 15, 2020

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Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

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When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

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shannon wyatt

Shannon Wyatt is a variety of fun crazy and fear ..... Her many personalities your bound to love one of them ...... Deep dark delightful mystery. .

In for a surprise this new park is so shannon Wyatt.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

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