Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row
so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon
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Shannon- A women that is sunshine wrapped in skin, with 2 scoops of Beautiful
I WOULDNT MIND GETTING AHOLD OF A SHANNON TONIGHT. THAT WOULD CHANGE MY WORLD!
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A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon
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A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
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Shannon is sexy and has nice boobs, every boy wants to fuck her. She has a really big juicy ass.
Do you see shannon?
Yeah she’s sexy.
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a guy who unadds you because he doesn’t want to see you on his best friend list, ghosts you, wants you back, cheats on you, sends you mixed signals and gets mad when you get another boyfriend. summary: shannon is a low life cheating slag
Boy: You know Shannon?

Girl: Ugh.. that lowlife?
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She is a small, bitchy, fake friend, beautiful, nice when she wants to
Everyone loves her,
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