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Killing all birds with two stones

Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!
by Murph March 18, 2004
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rolling stones

The Greatest Band of all time. I don't care what genre is your favorite, they have done it and are better than most of the people who specialize in it. They've never done a bad song EVER
by Stanley West August 28, 2008
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scone

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.
"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."
by pamplemousse June 4, 2003
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Scenester

-A girl or guy
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup

'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.

The Scene fashion consits of:

bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls

and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys

BANDANA!
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: OMFG theres a RADD show tonight
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
by scenexcorefolife August 7, 2006
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