schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

schmear schmeet by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006

Schmebb

used as a noun or verb (also "Schmebber" or "Schmebbing")
An 18-30 year old male or female who is doing absolutely nothing with their life. Their hobbies include sitting around their rich parents house, getting high out back, worrying about getting grounded, and going to high school parties. In the off-chance that they have a job it is for no more than 15 hours a week and they call in sick a lot. They like the band Korn because they feel unique and misunderstood. They also have the hygenic skills of a retarded chimpanzee.

verb: "Dude, we graduated 5 years ago and Mikes dating some 16 year old chick and just schmebbing it up at high school parties every weekend, its fucking sad."

noun: "Man, you cant light up a cigarette within 2 blocks of the bus depot without some Schmebb asking to bum one"

Schmebb by Zeno B November 4, 2006

schmeatloaf

When the KKK members show up in different neighborhoods and steal car parts for cult sacrifices.

My weekend was so schmeatloaf like.

I ordered a schmeatloaf on the next block cause someone stole my scissors.

schmeatloaf by Gosh fiddlesticks March 8, 2017

Schmecc 

If someone talks about nothing, he talks Schmecc.

Bobby talks "Schmecc" to his friends

Schmecc by C007D4WG October 20, 2018

Schmeal 

A diabolical insult known to end one's career within seconds.

You're a schmeal x

Schmeal by CT x October 31, 2019

Schmeal 

The term “Schmeal” can be whatever you want it to be because it doesn’t have a single definition. Dropping “schmeal” in a roast battle can help you instantly win. Or maybe it can help you get outta the friend zone. “Schmeal” has unlimited possibilities

Dan: that’s why your mom is so hot
Trinity: stfu you smell like schmeal

Dan: you wanna try my schmeal?
Trinity: No, Dan you’re just a friend

Schmeal by Wugar19 July 10, 2022

uber schmeared

When someone gets stubbed out badly

Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

uber schmeared by James Owens June 12, 2008