A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Get the Tub Scalemug. by Negeoslayer November 8, 2016
Get the Ms scalesmug. by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017
Get the Fruit Scalemug. Niche Scaling refers to scaling multiple handmade niche products (at once) through multiple online E-commerce stores in order to create passive income. Considerably better than dropshipping, niche markets tend not to be oversaturated, but are riskier due to expensive upfront costs, logistics, trademarks, and compliance with local/state regulations. Profit could potentially net anywhere from 2,000-10,000 in cash per month.
Sophie: "Dropshipping seems popular, but there's something about Niche Scaling that's caught my eye.
Mia: "I'm thinking about dropshipping for my new online business, but I have some reservations."
Liam: "Why not try Niche Scaling, Mia? You'd scale handmade niche products through online E-comm stores. It has its risks, like upfront costs and regulations, but niche markets aren't often oversaturated. Plus, the profit could be substantial."
Mia: "Interesting. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Liam!"
Alex: "Hey Jordan, I've been thinking about starting an online business. I've heard a lot about dropshipping, but I'm not sure if it's the right route for me."
Jordan: "Well, Alex, have you considered Niche Scaling? It refers to scaling multiple handmade niche products at once through multiple online E-comm stores to create passive income. It's considerably better than dropshipping since niche markets tend not to be oversaturated. However, it's a bit riskier due to expensive upfront costs, logistics, trademarks, and compliance with local/state regulations. The profit could potentially net anywhere from 2,000 to 10,000 bones per month."
Alex: "That sounds intriguing! I'll have to look into it more. Thanks for the tip!"
Mia: "I'm thinking about dropshipping for my new online business, but I have some reservations."
Liam: "Why not try Niche Scaling, Mia? You'd scale handmade niche products through online E-comm stores. It has its risks, like upfront costs and regulations, but niche markets aren't often oversaturated. Plus, the profit could be substantial."
Mia: "Interesting. I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Liam!"
Alex: "Hey Jordan, I've been thinking about starting an online business. I've heard a lot about dropshipping, but I'm not sure if it's the right route for me."
Jordan: "Well, Alex, have you considered Niche Scaling? It refers to scaling multiple handmade niche products at once through multiple online E-comm stores to create passive income. It's considerably better than dropshipping since niche markets tend not to be oversaturated. However, it's a bit riskier due to expensive upfront costs, logistics, trademarks, and compliance with local/state regulations. The profit could potentially net anywhere from 2,000 to 10,000 bones per month."
Alex: "That sounds intriguing! I'll have to look into it more. Thanks for the tip!"
by thetrendsetter110011 August 26, 2023
Get the Niche Scalingmug. me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
by 123beetree June 9, 2019
Get the The Ines Scalemug. Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
Get the Hitchcock Scalemug. The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014
Get the Scoble Scalemug.