sandy claws

Jon: Hey, ya big dusty tabby-cat! Keep your sandy claws off my beach-towel!
by QuacksO December 03, 2011
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sandy pinapple

Why are you a Sandy Pinapple? Is your name Randy, or just dandy? Is your favorite color Blu? or just true? How about your spiky hair, does it point, up, down, or over there? Maybe you Like Dr. Swiss with rhymes like this. Perhaps your friends are Daquiri Bananas, litos, Super Sugar Rulz? plus popcorn, minus tears. Thrillz on deez hillz? Oceanic views from a distance or how about tha nice weather? Why not be a Sandy Pinapple, the hard spiky shells with super sweet and sour, COREy inside? Or why not just Chill on da beach, like a Sandy Chilln Christian Sandy Pinapple? SCORE! plus rock sign and pierced tongue.
I'm definately feelin tha Sandy Pinapple in her, or him.
by sugarlitolikathisone February 05, 2010
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Sandy McDonald

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.
Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you
by Kentucky Flaccid April 24, 2011
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sandy screamer

A sex position during which the male submerges his penis into sand, preferably in a bucket, then reinserts his sandy penis into the womans vagina.
Bob gave me a sandy screamer, and I still can't walk right!
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
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sandi thom

what comes out when a girl with a speech tries to explain that she has a sandy thong
oh dear, after coming off that beach I have a sandi thom
by tommy060289 July 12, 2006
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pecan sandy

the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot
'mmm give me that pecan sandy man!'
by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 08, 2005
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Sandy Mandy

Sandy is the hottest woman alive and who likes to suck on all the boys PP
Sandy Mandy gave me a handy Mandy and then I came on Sandy
by YaMuva1 March 28, 2020
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