Samalam

Iphone Geek, Who Hates Children. that thinks jelly is amazing. and has no idea what to do with his life...

Iphone Geek Samalam

by Nick_a. April 27, 2011

to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

Same Difference

Exactly The Same Thing But With A Minor Difference, in turn making it sound different but really still being the same.

So Craig what did you have for dinner last night, I had a peanut butter and jelly. Then later my mom's hooked it up with a jelly and peanut butter.

That's the same difference bro!

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 17, 2008

Samalian

Basicly, bunch of jippy black people, who go around raping, murdering and beating the shit into whoever they set there eyes onto.

Basicly, bunch of jippy black people, who go around raping, murdering and beating the shit into whoever they set there eyes onto. Samalian pshh

by BDAWG191 March 24, 2009

same same but different

Pertaining to the nature of lady-boys in Thailand.
When the two breasts look same-same like a woman's but the dong is still there.

Bob: I was grinding with a girl and I think I felt a lump.
Jack: Same same but different.

by ezezz23 July 1, 2008

samalian

smelly gross black people who dont shower and dont know how to drive sent from africa to work in the united states

dude that samalian stinks ugh i know did you hear bout the one who drove in to the laundry mat ya dude they probably thought it was a drive through laundry mat hahaha

by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

same sex marriage

It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!

duh?? uh!! i don't know

by urworstnightmare March 4, 2004