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Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
mugGet the Speed Racer Yard Salemug.

Fire Sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely discounted prices. ... They are said to occur in the in Cannabis markets when illegal outdoor grows and overzealous i502 producer/processors flood the market with mediocre weed. Companies then have to take their FIRE ass weed and sell it as a FIRE sale to prevent it from overflowing our vaults like Scrooge McDuck’s.
Yo, that Fire Sale weed was fire as fuck! I got that absolute fire for $120 an ounce!
by Free Rain Farmer January 13, 2022
mugGet the Fire Salemug.

Yard sale

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.
How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!
by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017
mugGet the Yard salemug.

Doing Sales

Doing sales is very common when you hear a TRZ member is saying this , it means that someone is doing very goodbit also depends on the situation but for the TRZ guys it means something that you are proud of
Yo bro I did sales with this girl yesterday .

My order shipped Sales !

Bruv I come from North London all my boys doing sales over there so watch your step bastard .
by Alex SalesMaekers September 15, 2020
mugGet the Doing Salesmug.

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.
Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.
by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010
mugGet the doughnut salemug.

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.
Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.
by @5kur August 19, 2012
mugGet the Crop Salesmug.
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