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swimming sailor 

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?
I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!
swimming sailor by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
texting sailor by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Pencil sailor 

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.
Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
Pencil sailor by rethinker May 6, 2019

jewish sailor 

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.
The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

Eastern-Sailor 

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit
Eastern-Sailor by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

Slippery Sailor 

A clothing brand established in Yeppoon.
known for their unreal, high quality clothing and sick as partys!
Bro 1: “Bro he’s wearing a Mad Hueys shirt

Bro 2: “Yeah but it ain’t no Slippery Sailor Shirt
Slippery Sailor by CAPTAIN COOK January 16, 2021