Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.

Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.

by Srt123456 February 10, 2010

Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2009

swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms

Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.

by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010

Swine Sabre

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly oral sex) and the male takes his penis, shoves it deep in the partners mouth till they gags and coughs then proceeds to ejaculate on their face....

Dude, that chick just got Swine Sabre'd, shes still coughing and gagging.

by VancityViet October 23, 2009

swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.

1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!

by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009