deployment shopper

Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.

If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.

It allows for them to do their service young and early.

It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.

Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.

by g-diggity June 21, 2008

Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.

My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!

by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009

slipper shoppers

Those folks who go shopping in their baggy fleece PJ bottoms and animal head slippers.

Here come those “I don’t give a fuck” slipper shoppers up the aisle again!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

shopping shopping

the shopping you do when you go to the grocery store to buy your monthly supply of grocerys as opposed to just going and getting a few things to eat for a few days.

"we have to go shopping shopping again-our freezer looks pretty empty."

by thebadnun December 23, 2009

Sloppy Blumpkin

The act of recieveing a blumpkin with your vomit being used as lubrication.

After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.

by joabvouabf April 17, 2010

Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

slopper

A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles a trip to the dentist with the suction wand.

Holy crap, Stacey was giving me such a slopper the other night I thought she was going to inhale the whole damn thing!

by sexinyourcity March 30, 2009