Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

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stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.

Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.

by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020

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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

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stocked phat

massive supply of a certain something

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."

by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012

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Boot Stock

A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.

Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!

by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023

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