standart steamer

When an OG produce manager rips off Robocops head and shits down his Neck.

Man, if RoboCop is off this Saturday I’m gonna give him a standart steamer!

by Bobjob January 27, 2021

Greasy Steamer

when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn

person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!

by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022

Oklahoma steamer

A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual

Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday

by Ceejbuddy July 20, 2016

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016