smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017

Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

by cruzie February 5, 2010

smoked out

To have smoked pot with a buddy, or, to be invited to smoke pot.

You want to get smoked out?

by frbajx November 16, 2006

Smoked out

Smoked so much weed in your life that you smoked yourself stupid.

Guy1 Mike cant even add 2+2 bro.
Guy 2 damn that foos smoked out.
Guy 1 lol

by Nela213 February 20, 2019

ninja smoke

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006

wish smoke

The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.

Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.

by El Gordo October 19, 2004

Smoke Signal

The act of blowing marijuana smoke in the direction of a distracted friend to let them know it's their turn to hit the blunt.

Johnny, who was already in a daze from excessive smoking, got a whiff of the smoke signal, and then knew it was his turn to hit the blunt.

by Rich.Man August 9, 2010