smoob

A small boob: when a woman has two different size boobs and someone is referring to the smaller boob.

My smoob is only a B cup

by SnappyTang December 31, 2009

pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible

"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"

by skott klla December 18, 2005

smoo

Female ejaculatory liquid. Also used to refer to any sexual fluid.

He woke up covered in smoo

by Ubernick July 23, 2008

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

smoofler

another word for dude

hey smoofler

omg smoofler did hear bout that?

smoofler another word for dude, man , firend

by smoofler October 8, 2007

smoobag

Something very cute that you want to spoon- spooning leads to forking

your such a smoobag

hey smoobag

by laurence wild September 22, 2007

Scoof

(Noun) One who is a fool.
(Noun) The victim of a prank.
(Verb) To prank someone.

(Noun) The boy who was the victim of everyone's jokes was forever known as a scoof.
(Verb) Aaron pranked his friend saying, "I scoofed you!"

by WaffleLlamaWong February 22, 2017