Smashing of hooves

Smashing of hooves occurs when a terrible poker player AKA a donkey high 5's another terrible player.

A terrible poker player called the poker pro with the last of his chips, hoping to hit one of the remaining two 4s on the river. When the miraculous 4 came, he turned to his buddy who was a terrible player in his own right and gave him an exuberant high 5. The poker pro muttered to himself that it was hard to hear himself think over the smashing of hooves.

by Pass The Dip June 20, 2011

Small Lake City

Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.

Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."

by wampeer July 16, 2011

small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

smackworthy

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

Smagineer

Smagin came up with this definition. It appeared when he wrote the phonk and described the bomb ass situation when a person invents something like smagic that makes your brain literally explode from surprise

Come on, it's just different, man
It's my game plan
In my game I'm number one, im smagineer of this fun

Slowly rolling, smagineer trolling
You need to scrolling to understand what I'm holding

by swagin.s April 18, 2020

Small pp

Something to not be ashamed of, because it still works.

Bully: "Lmao u have small pp"
Kid: "Says the dude who's face has so many warts it spells 'ugly' in brail.
*The bully proceeds to run away, never to be seen again*

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 22, 2021

Smalling

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.

Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.

by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021