seat gypsie

A person or group of people who often move their seat at lunch, sporting event, or any other place in fear of having to sit next to someone they do not deem as cool.
Parker- Why do those kids always start a new table at lunch?
Jon- They're seat gypsies...
by Jamean Noits September 19, 2010
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toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.
"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

by D. Gould January 22, 2007
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take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!
by u_lost January 17, 2008
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Seat humper

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers
by Darkk October 14, 2007
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seat biter

clenching your buttcheeks so hard together that it tears off part of the car seat,usually from bad driving.
Clay took took that corner so fast, I became a seat biter.
by lorilovesthesteamer August 09, 2009
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bow seat

Did u feel bow seat's rush? It was so bad today.
by rowchell June 20, 2017
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THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.
Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 31, 2016
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