Wilkie, Saskatchewan

a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.

Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance

person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan

by woahwoahwoah63457 October 17, 2019

sasquatching

Verb. Used similarly to hiking, or moving through a wooded area by foot. Generally moving or walking similarly to Sasquatch (swinging arms widely, and taking large steps, looking over your shoulder every now and then).

"Yea we were sasquatching through the snow around the ski resort."
"Man, check out the guy sasquatching in the woods!"
"I'd really like to be back in the squad bay instead of sasquatching around Quantico all day."

by Aaron Payne May 19, 2008

University of Saskatchewan

An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.

" Are you going to the University of Saskatchewan??"
YES

by Bannanon September 25, 2011

sasquach

a large hairy dick with hair so thick it makes dick color indistinqushable

That guy had the biggest sasquach ever... and im still getting hairs out of my mouth

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

Sastwatch

When a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of pubes to the extent that it might have as much hair as Sasquatch.

I was rockin' the Sastwatch because I hadn't shaved my puss in weeks.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

sasquatroll

a beast who lives in the mossy parts under stone bridges who is covered in hair, is green, 8 feet tall. If one does not pay the toll to cross their bridge the sasquatroll will anal rape one with their massive penis causing extreme anal bleeding resulting in death. If one is unfortunate enough to come across a female sasquatroll she will eat one's reproductive organs in order to give her muscle mass.

Tommy: Did you hear what happened to Xavier?!?

Caleb: What?

Tommy: He encountered a male sasquatroll who anal raped him so hard it caused anal bleeding which killed him!!!!

by awsome445 October 16, 2008