Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.

Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

McCum sandwich

Sandwich made with cum

Issac Siegfried loves the McCum sandwich from Joe Barbecue Foot Massage.

by Colin Marie September 14, 2018

Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

Gravy sandwich

When someone’s eating ass and she/ he farts or shits

Falicia whyd you give me that gravy sandwich last night?

by Flich May 2, 2018

Familiar Sandwich

When two brothers engage in sexual intercourse with their mother.

This community is more tightly knit than a familiar sandwich

by Atma86 July 5, 2017

sheetrock sandwich

A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.

I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.

by cglass32 April 3, 2017

sandwich position

When two guys are inside a girl simultaneously, with one in her front and one in her back

Joe: Kayla, Jim and I had a threesome last night. We were in the sandwich position all night long
Kim: Nice

by throw536 August 7, 2019