Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

Sam

Spastic

Sam is a fat fucking spastic

by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022

Sam

The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"

"Jonathan! Open your door this instant! You better not be pulling a Sam!"

by Trojanasscap November 5, 2017

Sam

A person called Sam is wonderful and the most amazing person on the planet he makes you feel loved and perfect and is definitely number 1 , any girl is lucky to know a Sam he is perfect he is beautiful inside abs out , and he’s a knight in shining armour, he will never let you down abs will always message you whenever you feel down he will brighten up your day no matter how you feel , he will never leave you , he will always make time for you , he’s just a king abs the best person in the universe

Go get yourself a Sam

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Sam

A SAVAGE

Yo ur Sam

Yes I am

by Yo I'm a Savage March 6, 2017

Sam

A fucking nigger faggot penis head

Wow sam is suck a nigger faggot

by Steam4life1738 March 7, 2018

Sam

If you know a guy named Sam he probaly thinks hes a mad drug addict but he only snorts candy. his mum is basic as hell and coudlnt be botherd coming up with a better name so she named him fucking sam.

Sam is a fucking idiot

by hehehehhehahahahahtehehe July 18, 2019