The act of returning to a random female's apartment after a night out on the sauce, then vacating her abode at lightening velocity once the messy act has concluded.
"Here Bazza, what happened with that burd last night?"
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"
"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."
"Went back to her's like, blasted a load of clum deep into her minge hole then legged it before she could ask for my number."
"Good lad, the old spunk and run!"
"Hey Mavis, what happened with that lad you were copping off with in the club last night?"
"He came back to mine, spunked then ran. I'm not on the pill neither and I'm ovulating. Good job I know his address so I can send the welfare cheque request to him in 9 months."
by JonathanBag July 04, 2013
When a man with rainbow hair and an extremely stiff blicky uh, runs at full speed whilst wielding an AK-47. You may not agree with it, however it is the peak male performance.
Guy 1: Aye, did you see that vid of 6ix9ine running?
Guy 2: Yea man, he was going so fast that is peak male performance
Guy 2: Yea man, he was going so fast that is peak male performance
by Gneurshk July 27, 2018
by Sir Drumalot November 24, 2009
lets go for a quack run
by Mushimushi99 August 13, 2010
by Tropical Rythms December 07, 2021
mate1: sally kissed johhny and dylan at last nights party!
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.
by lowkeyy.xv July 09, 2017
Running referred to as drinking and zebra referred to as booze, running with the zebra simply means getting drunk. Being exhausted from running with the zebra means drunk. If some one cannot keep up with the zebra it means they are a pussy.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.
1. Yo bro my parents aren't home tonight, I think we should run with the zebra.
2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.
3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.
2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.
3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.
by GLBT THUGS March 24, 2010