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Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."
by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006
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Ronald McDonald

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007
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Ronalee

Ronalee is a wonderful 40-year-old woman. She loves having fun and laughing. She is goofy most of the time, but can be serious if she has to. She stands up for what she beleives. She has a wonderful family, and cares a lot for them. She has three kids, two live with her. Her favorite thing is laughing and her kids.
person1: "Ronalee is the nicest person I know. She is also great to her kids."
person2: "yeah, she is the best."
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Rosalind Moore

She is a fun, outgoing girl with a high avantage to boys. She is pretty, loyal, and honest. Usually, a girl her type is rare, that it is hard to get boys but she just needs to find the RIGHT one. She is always loyal to everyone when people are not loyal to her. Sometimes she can be annoying, but lovable at the same time. But, she wonders "what's wrong with me?" whenever she thinks that no one loves her.
Boys!: Date Rosalind Moore when she gives u a chance!
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rubbing the ronald

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.
"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica
by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007
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rosales

see defintion to REAP!also to mean SCORE!
omg like did you see that hot guy?! i so totally got a date with him.ROSALES!
by ihavetopee August 23, 2006
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Ronal

He is a barbarian who doesn't look like one. People often call him a Skinny Little Bitch.
Legend says that Ronal was born from a bug.
by Ark Bahamut December 18, 2018
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