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Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
by Fzx911 April 3, 2017
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Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
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Dry-rotted

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.
by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021
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Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.
That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.
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Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.
I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.
by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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Rots of ruck

Phrase told by Evelyn Harper in Season 9 Episode 9 of Two And Half Men. Alan is expelled from Walden's house and goes to his mother's house. She denies him and says that as farewell.
Alan: Fine! Fine! I am leaving! Thanks a lot!
Evelyn (Talking as chinese person): Rots of ruck!
by Greatplayer125 April 24, 2024
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