retard

A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.

I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.

by unknown June 29, 2003

retard sandwich

Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.

If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.

by fonzareli May 29, 2008

Pro Retard

A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.

On the way home from the bar we saw a couple of pro retards yelling on the street.

by sandwich stealer June 11, 2006

retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

Mad Retard Strength

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

retard

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

by jared August 23, 2003