naomi richards

she thinks she’s flat and cantgetaboyfriend but in reality she’s so pretty,she’s funny, smart, an amazing friend. you’ll be lucky to know a naomi richards. ❤️

look at naomi richards! she’s so amazing i wish i could be her friend and see her natural hair!

by imnotsayingmynameorimdone:) April 20, 2020

Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.

With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.

by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

Richard Moment

When one says or does something weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny, is informed of the weird/annoying/cringe/unfuniness, acknowledges it, and yet continues with the said weird/annoying/cringe/unfunny thing.

"AMOGUS IMPOSTER SUS VENTING SUSSY BAKA."
"Bro what, you're so cringe."
"Yeah I know lol...I'm such a sussy baka XD."
"This is such a Richard Moment."

by sexmaster1337 June 3, 2021

Dirty Richard

When she farts on your penis while you are spooning.

"She dirty Richarded me while we were spooning"

by Monkey416 April 2, 2023

Richard Donga

Alpha males with big dicks.

Sophia: “Is that the Richard Donga? … I heard it’s 12 inches long.”
Jacob: “It is the Richard Donga and it’s 14 inches!”

by ZT9999 June 12, 2013

Richard Parker

Richard Parker, the Bengal tiger from Life of Pi by Yann Martel, was named after an Edgar Allan Poe character from "The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket," written in 1838.

In the story, however, the narrator explains that a hunter named Richard Parker shot the tiger's mother. Sometime during the baby tiger's transport to Ponticherry Zoo, the hunter's name was subsituted for the tiger's name, and the name stuck.

Referring to Richard Parker, from p.198 of Life of Pi: "Don't you think that before he submits to eating puffy, putrefied zebra he'll try the fresh, juicy Indian boy just a short dip away?"

by E.Hall August 18, 2006

Michael Richards

"Kramer" from Seinfeld that got grilled for saying a word black people say 20 times an an hour.

Michael Richards: He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!

by Adrian January 10, 2007