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richard jouster

two gay guys sword fighting with their dicks.
i'd prefer not to stupid richard jouster!
by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012
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Eat a Richard

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.
With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.
by Master11223385 November 27, 2022
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Dirty Richard

When she farts on your penis while you are spooning.
"She dirty Richarded me while we were spooning"
by Monkey416 April 2, 2023
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Sarah Richards

The girl that is incredibly hawt. She makes the whole world stop and stare. She is the hardest one to find. She also doesn't know how to cook or clean. She ignores every average man out there and just goes for the douches. She doesn't wait for you instead you wait for her. And she is a jaw dropper.
"Oh damn son! Did you see that Sarah Richards come up here?"

"Hell yeah I did! Too bad she only likes douches!"
by lawlerme January 1, 2012
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Richard Donga

Sophia: “Is that the Richard Donga? … I heard it’s 12 inches long.”
Jacob: “It is the Richard Donga and it’s 14 inches!”
by ZT9999 June 12, 2013
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Richard Parker

Richard Parker, the Bengal tiger from Life of Pi by Yann Martel, was named after an Edgar Allan Poe character from "The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket," written in 1838.

In the story, however, the narrator explains that a hunter named Richard Parker shot the tiger's mother. Sometime during the baby tiger's transport to Ponticherry Zoo, the hunter's name was subsituted for the tiger's name, and the name stuck.
Referring to Richard Parker, from p.198 of Life of Pi: "Don't you think that before he submits to eating puffy, putrefied zebra he'll try the fresh, juicy Indian boy just a short dip away?"
by E.Hall August 18, 2006
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Michael Richards

"Kramer" from Seinfeld that got grilled for saying a word black people say 20 times an an hour.
Michael Richards: He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!
by Adrian January 10, 2007
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