The Reconciler

Christian version of Saw who is secretly god. He kidnaps people who are not getting along with each other and locks them in a room until reconcile each other.

And he has a squirting cross.

The Reconciler:

I'm a messenger...

I'm a guardian...

And other things as well...

by Very Really Good February 18, 2023

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Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see

"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."

by BeezaCM September 11, 2023

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A man who never touches grass, because they are too busy playing a fake military game. They could play all the other games but chose breakpoint. They probably don’t take showers, and they are likely gooner. Do not approach.

“Oh he is a ghost recon breakpoint player I just know that dude smell funky”

by Annonwhe January 10, 2024

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Jit Recon Artist

The most awesomest of all the jits, recognisance and artists in the widest of worlds. They are known to flicker goon on a daily basis.

The supreme Jit Recon Artist was found flicker gooning whilst being asked to choose english or spanish in a funeral

by Johnerson the six point ninth September 3, 2024

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Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

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