Retardation

1. When something stupid and annoying happens to you.
2. When a stupid and annoying person pesters you for more than two seconds.

Uhh, freaking retardation... people kept knocking me down in P.E.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 3, 2007

Fucking retarded

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.

Hey man, your being Fucking retarded

by BallsMcGee123 April 11, 2017

51 flavors of retarded

Really, Really retarded

Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded

by Vice President November 18, 2006

retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Retarded llama

is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock

God damn fucking Retarded llama!! i fucked up again

by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005

retarded bomb

1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.

2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.

3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.

1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.

2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."

3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."

by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

retardate

The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"

by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003