digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

reporting

The act of a Butthurt moron who feels the need to dob in a person to Facebook for something they find offensive instead of just scrolling on

Oi can you boot Scuba Steve out of the group please he's butthurt and been reporting again.

by #Dshow@HumourMe August 1, 2016

Reckoning

A group of Australians

Heard in the distance of a foreign land.. Oi Davo, whaddaya reckon of that... ...Nah yeah I reckon aye..
Local: "Look out, there's a reckoning over there"

by SystemofaDan January 27, 2018

Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).

All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.

by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008

the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!

i watched the colbert report

by alex14 August 19, 2006

fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.

Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?

by hwinked January 19, 2004

Replode

When the passenger seat person farts, then everyone else in the car farts.

Lindseys' airwolf humming stopped when someone farted. She wasn't quick enough to hit the window button by the time the replosions started.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004