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by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022
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Remsen

Generally a shithole located 35 miles north of Utica in upstate New York. Nothing ever good happens here. There is only 500 people and half are retarded or incest. There are many backroads and parts of remsen you wouldnt be caught dead walking alone for example spall road. Why? a man with a fucking dildo for a leg with most likely hurt you. Oh yeah and that fucking creepy hitchhiker that noone ever picks up. And again there are a few good houses here and there on main street,far away from main, and on the lakes here and in the generally "safe areas" but other then that its trailer trash heaven. If you like to farm, chew, wear the same shirt everyday, or fuck your mom, Remsen is perfect for you! The only time remsen is semi normal is when all the utica fucks come up for barnfest! how lovely! A remsen kid usually spends their time on the weekends by getting completly wasted in the woods or at house partys with the entire senior class and a few juniors and college students. We also have to combine our partys with adirondack and holland patent students just to make it look like we have friends. The Remsen kids also drive roughly 35 miles just to get to the nearest grocery, movie theatre, or mall. The only thing we have is the Soda Fountain which is a 50s themed resturant where one could buy a 10 dollar hamburger! how ironic that noone in remsen can afford it! Crime here is about 90 percent but we also never get caught. The most unpopular person is our school principal. Remsen is a class D school and all our sports suck. The girls soccer team is better than the guys which is terribly sad. We have a few gods in track who go on the state qualifiers, and states, but that only happens once every 3 years. The staff at remsen is a joke none of the teachers have an education, so there for they cant pass the knowledge they don't have down to the students so therefore we are all dumb. The gym teachers are a joke they love 15 year old pussy and they are not afraid to show it! But anyway if your on route 12, and see the remsen sign (I dont think there is a sign) never turn right keep going straight visit old forge or something! NEVER GO HERE
KID-hey mom do you want to go to remsen today?

MOM- no son, last time we went there we hit a cow with our car and ruined it.

KID-thats to bad I like looking at those freaks.
by remsen kid January 31, 2009
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JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.
"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."
by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011
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liquid panty remover

Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.
Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.
by axewound87 April 20, 2008
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remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
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make-up remover

When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.
Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"
by Ammelia(AT)Shamer November 6, 2007
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remoteless

when the remote slipped between the sofa pillows the family were remoteless until it was found
by Who?is you March 14, 2017
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