Viagra Remorse

Viagra Remorse: When you take a Viagra in hopes of having hot sex, and a minute later something gets in the way (boyfriend, lover, room mate, relatives, work, ugly mis-matched-craigslist tricks, or you) that ruins; either intentional or unintentionaly , bumpin’ uglies. Then you have a boner for the evening and can’t/won’t do anything to relieve oneself. Then getting mad at wasting your last black market pill on such a undertaking.

A: Hey baby, I just popped my last little blue daddies’ lil’helper, so you are in trouble when you get here!

B: Didn’t you get my text? I told you that I had to get my boil lanced and she gave me something for that yeast infection.

A: Um...rigghhht, listen I think Im gonna sit this one out. (Sigh, Viagra Remorse again)

C: {libido} (sigh)

by gretel666 July 20, 2010

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Remoan

(Noun) A moment when you try to say “remain” but you were being unholy and fucked up so you said remoan.

Jefferey told his kids that he remoaned to his mother before they were born and that they used to be just kids in a sock

by my kids were once in a sock July 31, 2021

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Remoratile

The most AMAZING woman in the world. Caring, kind, sweet, honest, tenacious, hard working. There’s no word that describe her properly. She’s the most understanding woman ever. Gentle but fierce in the right moments, she’s also a good cowgirl in bed. If you have her in your life, love her and appreciate her you’ll never regret it. There’s always something new to learn from her. Thank God for creations such as Remoratile.

I love Remoratile

by Babagakhai November 23, 2021

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