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Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.
by KingofWomen December 15, 2010
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Release the Beast

Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole
If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass.

"So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit."
"What did you do?"
"I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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realies

a cuter way of expressing "having a realisation"
"I had some realies about Katie last night, she's a catch"

"James did a realie and knew he had to make some changes"
by sticky jim May 27, 2018
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Relect

Relect is the combination of Recall and Recollect. While sounding better on the tounge, and easy across the lips, it means the ability to remember a past event.
My boyfriend and I cannot Relect what time we ordered pizza tonight.
by Eric Forsythe March 28, 2008
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recieve

A misspelling of a simple word children learn to spell correctly at around 8 or 9. That's not criticism - it's observation and it's only an action of "smartarses" to point out errors when they do it badly. Spelling is easy - it's the writing which takes thought.
Did you recieve the receipt ?
by spielie December 6, 2009
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Release the beast

To drink a large quantity of Milwaukee's Best. This is usually done with the intention of getting hammered drunk.
Jake: (Rolling into a party with a case of Milwaukee's Best) "It's time to release the beast!!"
by Jimi_Thing March 30, 2009
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Release Out and Peace Out

1. The act of having sexual intercourse, reaching orgasm and leaving the premises with little to no emotional attachment.
He knew she wasn't girlfriend material. So Jason just took her home from the bar to "Release Out and Peace Out."
by ThePRAWN July 16, 2011
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