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The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013
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red cred

An act or display that re-enforces your status as a potential redneck.
Man, when Johnny whipped out that role of duct tape, I knew he'd just way upped his red cred.
by lacklusterlackey September 16, 2009
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Red-stringing

The way King of Police Bill Billingham solves cases on the Solve This Murder podcast by putting together the clues he has already collected through out the episodes
“Now I have the clues, it’s time to do some red-stringing to piece this all together
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Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus
John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole
by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017
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Red head

A red head is an amazingly strong person with beautiful reddish hair. They are compassionate and one of the most loving people you will ever meet. Every day they put up with being called gingers and harsh words.

Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.
Famous red heads:

Queen Elizabeth the 1st

Shawn White

Vincent Van Gogh

Carol Burnett

And many many others!
by A person who speaks her mind October 22, 2013
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red roider

red roider

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.
by Sexydimma February 9, 2012
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red

A chinky eyed man with sexy thighs and juicy lips.
Hey look at that red, hes hot!
by gina chi June 26, 2005
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